{"id":2326,"date":"2025-09-22T22:33:37","date_gmt":"2025-09-23T02:33:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wot.jesse-carroll.com\/?p=2326"},"modified":"2026-03-15T15:44:23","modified_gmt":"2026-03-15T19:44:23","slug":"chapter-35-the-falcon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wot.jesse-carroll.com\/?p=2326","title":{"rendered":"Chapter 35: The Falcon"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"tldr\"><p>Since Perrin can&#8217;t keep his fucking axe in his belt, Lan has to rouse everyone from the inn and onto a river boat. A woman with an unhealthy interest in Perrin also boards the boat and introduces herself as Faile, a Hunter for the Horn.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Meanwhile, in Moiraine&#8217;s room, the sounds of battle and men dying drift in through the open window.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>MOIRAINE: What the hell was that?<\/p>\n<p>LAN: The blacksmith. He&#8217;s freed the Aielman and they killed a dozen Whitecloaks.<\/p>\n<p>MOIRAINE: Ten minutes, Lan. We&#8217;ve been in this town for ten\u00a0<em>fucking<\/em> minutes. I can&#8217;t take this boy anywhere.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>With patience that would impress the Dalai Lama, Lan runs out to Perrin and orders him into the stables. Everyone makes their way to the docks and they board the <em>Snow Goose<\/em>, a ship headed downriver.<\/p>\n<p>The woman from the inn also hops aboard and pays for passage. She introduces herself as Faile, a Hunter for the Horn, and she has a feeling that following them will be good for her quest. She chats with Perrin, saying he intrigued her because he&#8217;s the only one in the group she can&#8217;t figure out. Perrin, meanwhile, can only obsess over the proportions of Faile&#8217;s nose and mouth. Honestly, it&#8217;s starting to get a little creepy. Maybe we all do this instinctively, but life pro tip: when you start writing it down on paper, it becomes TMI. What&#8217;s next, are we going to start hearing his unfiltered opinion about the size of Faile&#8217;s tits?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since Perrin can&#8217;t keep his fucking axe in his belt, Lan has to rouse everyone from the inn and onto a river boat. A woman with an unhealthy interest in Perrin also boards the boat and introduces herself as Faile, a Hunter for the Horn. Meanwhile, in Moiraine&#8217;s room, the sounds of battle and men [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_sitemap_exclude":false,"_sitemap_priority":"","_sitemap_frequency":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-dragon-reborn","book-the-dragon-reborn"],"acf":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wot.jesse-carroll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wot.jesse-carroll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wot.jesse-carroll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wot.jesse-carroll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wot.jesse-carroll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2326"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/wot.jesse-carroll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2326\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4093,"href":"https:\/\/wot.jesse-carroll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2326\/revisions\/4093"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wot.jesse-carroll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wot.jesse-carroll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wot.jesse-carroll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}