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Chapter 5: The Human Heart

Moiraine and Siuan interview women and record names at an encampment. Back at the White Tower, Moiraine learns that her asshole uncles died in battle.

Finally something interesting happens! The gaggle of women at the camp refuses to come to order, so Siuan whips out her trusty megaphone spell and shouts at everyone to shut the fuck up.

Even with order restored, it is an unfortunate fact that offering 100 gold coins to every woman who recently gave birth will have the effect of creating a long line of Karens, and Moiraine wonders how she could have ever fooled herself into thinking that she could be the one to discover the Dragon Reborn.

When they decide to take a meal break, a couple of Aes Sedai show up for no apparent reason other than to ruin their day by informing Siuan and Moiraine that they have a curfew, so they take down the rest of the names before making a mad dash back to Tar Valon. Once there, Moiraine learns that three of her uncles have been killed in the war, but it’s OK because they were assholes.